Last night when I formatted my 7 year old junk pc, I found that I was unable to locate the drivers.........
My software is giving an error message while executing my program.........
I tried to install all sorts of antivirus programs yet I'm unable to clean my pc without formatting it.......
I have recently moved to Win Vista from Win XP and some of my programs and hardware don't support.............
I wan't to know the comparisons and specs of laptops but how.......
Ek Buddha STD booth pe gaya, waha chair pe ek lady operator baithi thi, woh boli" Baba kaha karoge" woh sharmakar bola- kursi pe to hoga nahi niche hi Bori bichha Lo....
A Little Girl Asked A Call Girl:- Aunty U Have Car, Bunglow And Big Bank Balance, What's your Bussines., The CallGirl replied:-I'm running a small "HOLE SALE" business.
Imaandari ki misaal- Ek Ladki Ka samuhik balatkar Ho Raha Tha. Aur Wo Chila Ke Kah Rahi Thi Kutton Kamino Koi To CONDOM LAGAO, Nahi To Sab Ko AIDS Ho Jayega.
Fizaon ke badalne ka intezar na kar, Aandhiyon ke rukne ka intezar na kar, Channel badal aur FTV laga le bachha, ESPN par Sania ke jhukne ka intezar na kar.
Examiner showed the legs of the bird in Zoology lab and asked sardar bacha, "What is the name of this bird?" Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You idiot get out, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs and tell my name...
1.“Something is wrong here: War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being. This is the kinda (expletive) you’d expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.” 2.“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.” 3.“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” 4.“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?” 5.“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.” 6.“Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?” 7.“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” (my personal favorite) 8.“How come when it’s us it’s ‘an abortion,’ but when it’s a chicken it’s an omelet?” 9.“The best thing about getting old is you’re not responsible for remembering things anymore. Even important things. ‘But it was your daughter’s funeral.’ ‘I forgot!’ You can even make believe you have Alzheimer’s disease. It’s a lot of fun. You can look around the dining room table and say, ‘Who are you people and where is my horse?’ 10.“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man… living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
Ek Buddha STD booth pe gaya, waha chair pe ek lady operator baithi thi, woh boli" Baba kaha karoge" woh sharmakar bola- kursi pe to hoga nahi niche hi Bori bichha Lo....
ReplyDeleteA Little Girl Asked A Call Girl:- Aunty U Have Car, Bunglow And Big Bank Balance, What's your Bussines.,
ReplyDeleteThe CallGirl replied:-I'm running a small "HOLE SALE" business.
Imaandari ki misaal-
ReplyDeleteEk Ladki Ka samuhik balatkar Ho Raha Tha.
Aur Wo Chila Ke Kah Rahi Thi Kutton Kamino Koi To CONDOM LAGAO, Nahi To Sab Ko AIDS Ho Jayega.
Fizaon ke badalne ka intezar na kar, Aandhiyon ke rukne ka intezar na kar, Channel badal aur FTV laga le bachha, ESPN par Sania ke jhukne ka intezar na kar.
ReplyDeleteWah! Wah!
ReplyDelete3 rupees r wastd in smokin wich cud be used to feed a hungry man in PAKISTAN.
ReplyDeleteSo lets keep da BASTARDS hungry and keep smokin.....JAI HIND !
Examiner showed the legs of the bird in Zoology lab and asked sardar bacha, "What is the name of this bird?"
ReplyDeleteSardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You idiot get out, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs and tell my name...
Wife: Suniyeji, aap ka dost galat larki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?
ReplyDeleteHusband: Main kyon rokon? Usne mujhe roka tha kya!
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ReplyDeleteMayukh Chatterjee
Software engineer and his wife
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry,
cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
Top 10 George Carlin Quotes Of All Time
ReplyDeleteAt any rate, here is the official F&J top 10:
1.“Something is wrong here: War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being. This is the kinda (expletive) you’d expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.”
2.“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.”
3.“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
4.“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?”
5.“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
6.“Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?”
7.“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” (my personal favorite)
8.“How come when it’s us it’s ‘an abortion,’ but when it’s a chicken it’s an omelet?”
9.“The best thing about getting old is you’re not responsible for remembering things anymore. Even important things. ‘But it was your daughter’s funeral.’ ‘I forgot!’ You can even make believe you have Alzheimer’s disease. It’s a lot of fun. You can look around the dining room table and say, ‘Who are you people and where is my horse?’
10.“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man… living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”